Eduardo: Mr. Vaudrey, if the Mexican border went down for like 2 hours, we’d have the Brown House instead of the White House.
Gerard : Is Sherlock Holmes real?
Vaudrey: Oh, yes; I am going to Harry Potter on Thursday!
Ashley: Gosh, it’s so weird; teachers going to movies.
Vaudrey: Yeah, most teachers don’t go out, or eat, or bleed, or breathe. Remember the first time you saw your elementary school teacher at the grocery store?
Alex: Yeah! I was all like, “I didn’t know you eat! I thought you just charged yourself in the morning.”
Amber: Isn’t psychology where you… help people, but Psychiatry is where you help… crazy people?
Gary: Mr. Vaudrey, I went home early on Monday, cuz I was, like, feelin real sick and stuff. And on the bus, I threw up in my backpack. So… I don’t have the homework.
Neil: I can’t have my phone back? Now my belt clip looks empty!
Griffin: Hello, Mr. Vaudrey. Why is Elizabeth sitting outside?
Vaudrey: Mrs. Griffin, I’m not sure what to do; this has never happened before. Karl was taking off his sweatshirt and Elizabeth started waving dollar bills at him, then stuck one in her butt crack and told Karl to take it out with his mouth. I’m not sure what kind of punishment is fitting.
James: Karla, do you have your ID?
Karla: No, why?
James: You need an ID to verify your birthday. If you don’t have it, then you can’t give blood.
Karla: But I want to! I have a lot of blood.
Beth: Mr. Vaudrey, how many reindeer are there?
Vaudrey: How many do you know of?
James: It’s like… Dancer, Lancer, Prancer… Trancer…
Beth: No! There’s… Comet? Is that a reindeer?
Ashley: That’s a cleaning agent.
Michael: There’s Dasher, Dancer, (grins) Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful…
